The Butter-Finger Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“Rookie Anthony II gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- Anthony II gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Anthony II is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Anthony II's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.