The Butter-Finger Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“Anthony II gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- Anthony II will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Anthony II will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
76%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Anthony II's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.