The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“Anthony II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- Anthony II is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Anthony II's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Anthony II was due a breakout.
86%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Anthony II scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.