The Dropped Pass Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“Anthony II will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Anthony II's stadium. Only over Anthony II.
- A mysterious flag erases Anthony II's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Anthony II, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.