The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“The broadcast shows Anthony II on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- Rookie Anthony II gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Anthony II will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Anthony II scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.