The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“Rookie Anthony II gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- Anthony II finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Anthony II gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
84%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Anthony II, Anthony II, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.