The Inch-Short Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“Anthony II drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- Rookie Anthony II gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Anthony II's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Anthony II, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.