The Phantom Holding Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“Anthony II finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- Rookie Anthony II gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Anthony II gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
77%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Anthony II drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.