The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“Anthony II sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- Rookie Anthony II gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Anthony II tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
83%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Anthony II's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.