The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Robinson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Robinson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.