The Phantom Holding Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Robinson's stadium. Only over Robinson.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Robinson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
78%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Robinson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.