The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ref: "Number Robinson, that's a flag." Robinson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Robinson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.