The Inch-Short Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“Robinson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Robinson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Robinson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.