The Late Scratch Hex of Wan'Dale Robinson
Wan'Dale Robinson · TEN · WR
“The broadcast shows Robinson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The QB looks at Robinson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
84%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Robinson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wan'Dale Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wan'Dale Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wan'Dale Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.