The Snap Count Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Smallwood goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smallwood drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.