The Phantom Flag Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Smallwood sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Smallwood, Smallwood, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.