The Mystery Tweak Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smallwood's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.