The Hamstring Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Smallwood is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
88%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smallwood's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.