The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Smallwood goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Smallwood, Smallwood, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.