The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- The broadcast shows Smallwood on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Smallwood scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.