The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Smallwood is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
82%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smallwood's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.