The Mystery Tweak Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Smallwood gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smallwood's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.