The Committee Backfield Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Smallwood's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
72%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smallwood, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.