The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ref: "Number Smallwood, that's a flag." Smallwood: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smallwood drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.