The Garbage-Time Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Smallwood's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Smallwood gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Smallwood is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
75%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Smallwood scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.