The Phantom Flag Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Smallwood gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smallwood drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.