The Snap Count Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Smallwood's stadium. Only over Smallwood.
- Ref: "Number Smallwood, that's a flag." Smallwood: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smallwood's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.