The Committee Backfield Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Smallwood sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smallwood, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.