The Stuffed Run Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- A mysterious flag erases Smallwood's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Smallwood gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
90%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smallwood's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.