The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Smallwood scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Smallwood scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.