The Snap Count Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Ref: "Number Smallwood, that's a flag." Smallwood: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Smallwood scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.