The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Smallwood goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smallwood's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.