The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Smallwood goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Smallwood, Smallwood, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.