The Late Scratch Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
- Smallwood gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
85%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smallwood's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.