The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“The broadcast shows Smallwood on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Smallwood scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smallwood's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.