The Hamstring Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Smallwood's stadium. Only over Smallwood.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- A mysterious flag erases Smallwood's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Smallwood tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Smallwood, Smallwood, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.