The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Smallwood runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
88%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Smallwood scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.