The Fumble Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Smallwood gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smallwood drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.