The Snap Count Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Smallwood breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
73%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smallwood's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.