The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“The broadcast shows Smallwood on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
- Smallwood is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Smallwood scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.