The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Coach says Smallwood is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
76%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smallwood, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.