The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- The broadcast shows Reichard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Reichard makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
81%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Reichard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.