The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Ref: "Number Reichard, that's a flag." Reichard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Reichard warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
88%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Reichard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.