The Wide Left Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Reichard is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
80%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Reichard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.