The Wind Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Reichard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Reichard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.