The Mystery Tweak Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Reichard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Reichard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.