The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Reichard. Reichard does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Reichard hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
73%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Reichard, Reichard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.