The Hamstring Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Reichard scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Reichard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.