The Doink Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Reichard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
81%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Reichard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.