The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Reichard. Reichard does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Reichard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Reichard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.